You are a bosnian when.....


you beginn most sentences with 'jebiga'

you can not explain what 'bolan' means, but you use it all the time

your mother insists that 'promaja' will kill you

older people call you 'sine' although you are a girl

your mother tells you to wear 'potkosulju' no matter what the
temperature outside

you tuck your 'potkosulju' into your underwear

your father refers to all politican with ' djubrad', 'lopov' and 'kriminalac'

your mother still makes your bed

you have 150 kg and your grandmother still thinks you are too thinn

your mother treathens you with 'samo cekaj dok ti dodje caca kuci'

you are 6 and your father sends you out to buy him 'Drina' and 'Sarajevsko'

you start your day with a cup of coffee and a cigarette

your mother won't acept the fact that you are not hungry

you have 'pita' for dinner at least 4 days a week.

you tell bosnian girl to do something and she responds with: 'ocu kurac'